Hey dad! Are you talking to me?

No son... I'm on the phone!

Check out this douchebag!

Our very own Douche Hunter

Sporting the iphone-doucheset. Sorry DH this totally counts!!

Is the point just to look cool?

I thought you could actually talk on the phone with a doucheset.

Airports are almost too easy

They flock to me, like moths to a flame:

Elusive lowesaduchestte

From the Douchehunter:

Starbuckaduchesette

There everywhere....I think I travel.....

Too much!

First class dochesette