Smoking Douche

Kudos to me for capturing this one as he looked straight at me.

One of these things is not like the others

I'll take a taco with that!

Let''s be fair here... you really do need to be handsfree to look at the menu.

Family Dinner Douche

Nothing says family dinner like grandpa on a doucheset.

My hands are full with this menu

How many douchebags are in this picture?

Dropping off kids at school

You never know when that important call might come in.

Margarita Douche

WTF is going on over here?

Connivence Store Guy

He is way too busy to hold a phone!

The Twins

These guys are obviously very important.