Convenient douche

Go cart douche

Might get a call while carting!

Another airport douche

Grocery shopping Douche

It was almost as if I was on his conference call with him.

Mid-life crisis douche

Nothing says Mid Life Crisis like cruising in your convertible with your doucheset in.

Check out line Douchette

Scored this fine young lady checking out at Academy because really... important calls cannot wait while you make a return!